Breaking: "Not Really the Truth," Says Avocado Farmer Warkentin. Guacamole about To Hit Fan?

During my swim practice that day it occurred to me
that many of the coaches that have had a huge impact
on getting me to this point are going to be in
Beijing for the Olympics. Following is a list
of my personal coaches that are here in Beijing and
the years they coached me:
Larry Liebowitz 1993-1995 (here coaching a Japanese
swimmer)
Mark Schubert 1998-2003 (here as USA National Team
Director)
Frank Busch 2003-2004 (here as USA National Team
Coach)
Gregg Wilson 2004 to present (will be here to watch
the 10K)
John Dussliere 2006 to present (here as USA Open
Water Men’s Head Coach)
I haven’t said much about my current coach, John
Dussliere, who is here as the Open Water Men’s Head
Coach for USA Swimming, but John’s been with me for
all of major events since 2007. Aside from the
daily grind in Santa Barbara, John and I have gone to
Brazil, Spain (twice), London, and all over America
for 10k races. John’s been with me through all
the training camps up to the Olympics, and he’ll be
on the feeding dock during my race. In less
than 2 years John has become one of the premier
voices in the 10K Open Water community in America and
around the world. I have a tremendous respect
for John’s knowledge in regards to race preparation,
race strategy and race analysis. Having him as my
personal coach and as the Olympic coach has been
really beneficial and fun.
Report from the pool.
Training is going fine. I had two bad practices
in a row so I decided to go back to the training tool
that got me here – pulling. I love pulling sets
with a passion, and I would have quit this sport a
long time ago if it weren’t for paddles and a pull
buoy. (Pulling, for those of you lost right
now, builds upper-body strength in the water and is
really much more enjoyable than swimming.)
Warning for those watching the Opening Ceremonies on
Friday night.
So, here’s the story. A few months ago NBC
wanted to get some footage of me in the new TYR
swimsuit and interview me about all the new
technology in the sport. During the interview I
was asked what I do in between practices, and I
responded “I’m an avocado farmer.” This wasn’t
a lie, but it also wasn’t really the truth. The
truth was that over the past 2 years I have planted
about 50 avocado trees at my parents’ house.
The trees were purchased at Home Depot in 3 gallon
pots and, since I’m not very good at avocado farming,
the trees haven’t grown very much. It’s not
like I’m enjoying avocados every night, let alone
selling avocados by the pound.
Well, when I told NBC that I was an avocado farmer
they were interested in the story and the producer
told me “Mark, we’re coming to Santa Barbara to film
you on your avocado farm.” Thus, in the hour
before the Opening Ceremonies on Friday night I will
probably be on television. It may or may not be
on nationally, but NBC’s LA affiliate is almost
certainly going to show footage of Mark Warkentin –
10k swimmer and avocado farmer.
The funny part of the story is that some of the trees
could still be mistaken for overgrown weeds, and the
most prolific ones appear to be shrubs. Living
in Santa Barbara with REAL avocado farmers, and the
fact that Diana is from Fallbrook, the worldwide
capital of avocado farming, I realize I am setting
myself up for a great deal of ridicule at home.
This e-mail is a warning.
Finally, Opening Ceremonies are just a few hours
away. I’m getting my suit pressed as we speak,
and at around 4 pm local time I will head over to the
Bird’s Nest for what may be the most elaborate
performance ever. To put it in perspective,
there are over 16,000 couples getting married in the
Beijing area alone today (a Friday) because
people wanted to start their marriage on the same day
as the beginning of the Olympics. If there’s
one thing to watch at this Olympics (besides the 10k
swim race) it’s the Opening Ceremonies.
Hope all is well with all of you. I really
appreciate the e-mails that I’ve gotten over the past
few weeks during this trip.
Mdw
The picture above is of me with Erik Vendt and Klete
Keller – two fellow Trojans - in front of the Water
Cube.